Boys have a lot of annoying tendencies that makes me want to kill. For example, when they chase after me, pathetically and annoyingly, then loose interest once they get my attention. Didn't they want my attention? WTF? Wasn't that the point? What did they think would happen if they text me everyday, and compliment me all the time? And show interest in my thoughts and feelings? Did they think the results would be me hating them? Did they think I would insult them in return and wish they were dead? The ones that I really wish were dead WONT LEAVE ME ALONE! Take a hint.
Someone please explain this to me!!! Who ever gives me the best explanation gets a steak dinner. Why can't they hold up their end of the deal, EVER? Why do they want what they can't have? I am convinced that the chasers would loose interest too, if I ever gave them the time of day (which I wont).
Here is a secret for all of you boys out there. All girls are crazy, emotional messes who will eventually bore you to death, even the most beautiful ones who think you are a loser and would NEVER, EVER fuck you. Drop the fantasy. I should just become a hair pie eating lesbian. My mother wouldn't care as long as a spawn a child in the next decade. Now, I feel nauseous.
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maybe we just get off on being pathetic and annoying.
ReplyDelete(i like my steak porterhouse and medium-rare, thanks!)
ReplyDeleteIt's really difficult having a baby and paying the bills at the same time. Therefore, the family unit is advisable. Find guy that wants a family unit. Keep girlfriends for intelligent conversations because, guys only want sex and then only want to sit in front of a TV set watching whatever game is on at the time. Don't be nauseous. Write the book. Every woman will want to purchase a copy. Can I have Shrimp instead of steak?
ReplyDeleteum, i think i'm clearly still the steak-frontrunner here... (i don't even have a tv! mebbe this new theory only applies to american men, who we all know are sad creatures [snort].)
ReplyDeleteWho says I'm American. Get in line for the dinner. You are only the frontrunner in your own mind.
ReplyDeletePhil? Is that you?
ReplyDeleteThanks for the link Mimi! So far, you may be the steak winner!
ReplyDeletehttp://www.anvari.org/shortjoke/Jokes_from_Emails/46923_how-guys-think-by-dave-barry-pulitzer-prize-winning-columnist-from-the-boston-sunday-globe.html
Dave (from the above link) may be right, which explains why women must play games to keep a dude interested. Say maybe when you mean yes, and say no when you mean maybe, but never, EVER say what you mean....
ReplyDeletesheesh, clearly they give steaks to anyone these days (i wuz robbed!)...
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